For Book's Sake.

So after staring hopelessly at my bookshelf for 10 minutes I have decided that there are only 2 possible conclusions:

1) I do not/no longer have the book I am looking for.
2) I really need to start wearing my glasses more.

The difficulty with English...

Who cares if you can't dance?

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane,
by those who could not hear the music!" - Friedrich Nietzsche

In Loving Memory of Tony Blair.

So a bust is to be made in 'honour' of Tony Blair, but no artist has yet stepped forward to make the piece.. I would like to see Damien Hirst step forward and use Mr Blairs actual head, dissect it and preserve it formaldehyde... That would truly be an honour to his greatness.

The World I Live In...

I made two observations this weekend about the world in which I live:

1)  I know more men who are feminists than I do women,

2) Women have bigger balls than men.

I'm not sure how I feel about this subversion of standards. I will ponder this and no doubt blog in more depth at a later date.

Parents

The difference between Mum and Dad:

If I throw my mother a rope she will let me pull her to shore.

If I throw my Father a rope he will assume I want him to hang himself.

It depends what one does with it...

I think that quite by accident,
And unintentionally,
I've swallowed fragments of your soul,
As you a piece of me.